Tattle Tales

March 9th, 2021

Starring: Mercer (male, 18), Trace (male, mid 20’s)

The hallway of a crumbly fourth floor walkup apartment, late afternoon.  Mercer stands at the doorway, outfitted in his private school uniform (embroidered blazer, slacks, boat shoes) and wearing a backpack.  Trace (t-shirt, shorts, a tattoo or two showing) opens the door.

MERCER 

Your room. 

Now. 

Trace stares at Mercer, then sighs, turns, and walks a few steps down the hall, to the first door on the left.  Mercer follows. 

They reach Trace’s room.  Some posters, some collectibles, a grimy unfilled fish tank, with a full bed with a standard metal frame.  Mercer closes the door behind them.  He sees it doesn’t lock, so he takes a folding chair and slides it against the door, under the knob.  Trace stands, still surveying Mercer:

TRACE 

My roommates are here. 

MERCER 

Good.  So let’s be quiet.   

He motions with his hand to the bed.  Trace raises his eyebrows like, “really?”  Mercer nods his head, as in “damn right.”  Trace sits on the bed.  From his slacks pocket, Mercer takes out handcuffs.  Trace stifles a laugh.

TRACE 

Wow. 

Mercer takes one end of the cuff and hooks it on Trace’s wrist.  With the other end, he clicks it around the metal bedframe.  Mercer walks to the chair at the door and sits down.

TRACE 

Care to read me my rights? 

MERCER 

An order’s missing from the stash.  Three handles and fifth. 

TRACE 

Oh 

and... 

MERCER 

I’d like to know where it went. 

TRACE 

Same here.  I probably paid for it. 

MERCER 

I pay you to pay for it.   

TRACE 

It’s still out of my pocket— 

MERCER 

It’s my loss.   

TRACE 

Whoever’s L you want it to be, it’s news to me.   

MERCER 

Five people know that code. 

TRACE 

Have you talked to your other cronies? 

MERCER 

They’re next. 

TRACE 

So I’m first stop.  Why am I the first stop? 

MERCER 

You live closest to school.  And you're the most rebellious. 

TRACE 

I haven’t done a thing. 

MERCER 

I’ve got inventory missing.  Someone’s doing something. 

TRACE 

I wouldn’t.  This is a good gig, why would I screw it? 

MERCER 

When you see the market and realize you could do it all yourself.   

TRACE 

No way. 

MERCER 

Not even the thought? 

TRACE 

Do you want to see my Venmo?  It’s clean.  I’m not going behind your back. 

… 

MERCER 

I changed the code. 

TRACE 

I’m gonna need it.  I’ve gotta make a run for tomorrow— 

MERCER 

I know. 

TRACE 

So give it to me. 

MERCER 

Not until I sort this out. 

TRACE 

This is probably some miscommunication.  Someone missed a text, or they’re running late. 

MERCER 

We can’t afford that.  Clients are expecting.  Deliver late, they’ll find another hookup. 

TRACE 

Why do you have to tell me?  I've been nothing but Mr. Reliable. 

MERCER 

I want to make sure the standard’s set.  You don’t blab, and you don't make mistakes.  My reputation depends on it. 

TRACE 

Aye aye. 

… 

... 

You know, you could probably do without the Breaking Bad theatrics.  You’re selling Vodka to tenth graders. 

MERCER 

This is a business.  My business.  I run it how I like. 

TRACE 

Well if you didn’t try to be Pablo Escobar, maybe you wouldn’t be having issues. 

MERCER 

Maybe if were as ambitious as me and Pablo, you wouldn’t be buying minors alcohol to pay rent. 

TRACE 

Actually, it’s for my student loans.  But don’t you worry about those, Daddy’s taking care of your tuition. 

Vanderbilt, right?  Early decision?  Congrats.   

Mercer is thrown off, but tries not to show it.

TRACE 

Yeah, I can play games too, bud. 

You’re not some kingpin.  You’re a rich kid with a bright future and a lot to lose. 

MERCER 

That's your counter-threat? 

TRACE 

It’s a fact.   

Just remember who’s doing your work for you.  Someone lets something slip to the wrong person, it all comes crumbling. 

MERCER 

I'd really caution you against that, Trace.  That wouldn’t be fun. 

TRACE 

What would happen?  You’d take your silver spoon out your ass and beat me with it? 

From the breast pocket of his suit jacket, Mercer pulls out a Glock airsoft pistol and unloads a clip of pellets into Trace.  Trace squeals in pain as they make impact, stinging his skin.  Mercer puts the gun away, watching him writhe.  He slips the chair out from under the door and turns back to Trace:

MERCER 

Stay put, I’ll be back around.  Maybe with some real firepower.   

Daddy’s got a 12 gauge.   

Mercer opens the door and strides out, leaving Trace anchored to his bed.

END OF PLAY

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