Upheaval

March 14th, 2021

Starring: Belle (female, 60-70), Carmela (early 30’s), Masha (cat)

A no-kill animal shelter/adoption center.  Belle sits in her mini-office.  Across from her sits Carmela.  Carmela is a good foot taller than Belle, and could probably bench press her.  Masha, an orange/white tabby, is held by Carmela, looking tiny in her hands.

CARMELA 

I like to say she’s two and a half.  She’s got all her shots, house trained, good with people. 

I know she’s not off the streets, but she was, once.  I found her in a hotel dumpster in Russia.  I was at World Championships.  Smuggled her out in my suitcase.  

BELLE 

Goodness.  You two have quite a history. 

CARMELA 

Yeah.  

BELLE 

But...you’re looking to—? 

CARMELA 

Give it up. 

BELLE 

It...? 

CARMELA 

The cat.  Masha.   

BELLE 

Is that...are you unable to take care of her? 

CARMELA 

No no it’s not a matter of...no.  Um.  It’s complicated. 

I’m trying to let things go.  Possessions, things like that. 

BELLE 

Are you alright? 

CARMELA 

Yeah.   

Well no, not perfect but...it’s ok, that’s why I’m downsizing.  Shedding weight.  Materially and...well, literally too.  I don’t fit in most of my clothes anymore.   

BELLE 

Oh.  Congratulations— 

CARMELA 

No it's not like—um—my job, I had to keep a certain weight.  To compete. 

You know Arnold?  Schwarzenegger? 

BELLE 

The Terminator? 

CARMELA 

Yes...but before that he lifted weights.  Bodybuilding. 

When you see the people with the crazy—? 

BELLE 

Ohoh with the veins and the— 

CARMELA 

Uh huh— 

BELLE 

 So you— 

CARMELA 

I do that.  Did, I’m done now. 

I know it doesn’t look like it but uh...atrophy’s real, heh. 

… 

Sorry I don’t mean to bombard you with all the 

She needs a better home. 

… 

BELLE 

Well uh 

Of course I don’t want to disrespect your decision.  But it seems like you could really use someone.  To talk— 

CARMELA 

I’m great.  It doesn’t feel good, but I know once I do it, I’ll feel better. 

BELLE 

Maybe Masha’s the support you need right now. 

CARMELA 

It can’t. 

BELLE 

It...? 

CARMELA 

Masha.  Masha’s a thing. 

BELLE 

She’s a cat.  An animal isn't a thing— 

CARMELA 

I know I...I don’t want her to be a thing, I don’t treat her like a thing but to me...she’s a thing.  A part of my past life.  I see her, and I see Moscow.  The decade of travel.  The trainings, the powders, the meds, the fasts.  It broke me.  It broke me every way it could and I...I don’t want the reminder.  I can’t anymore.   

My whole life I’ve been so focused on me, like my body me, I never focused on me the...me.  Who I really am.  The only way I can is to turn it all over.  Start fresh.   

… 

Please take it. 

Her. 

Carmela holds out Masha.  Belle takes Masha in her lap, scratching her ears:

BELLE 

Do you know why I love working with animals? 

They're survivors.  They could be at rock bottom, living in a dumpster, still trying to make it. 

There’s no blame, no introspection.  It’s pure instinct.  They never give up. 

CARMELA 

I wish I could too.  Believe me. 

BELLE 

You can.  We're just as animal, it’s just not as innate. 

You have to want it.   

A heavy pause.  Carmela stares at Masha, then holds out her arms again.  Belle hands Masha back over to her.  Carmela gets up, and Belle opens the door.  Carmela faces Belle, towering over her.  Belle takes a step back, but not before Carmela gives her a hug.  Long, deep, and unintentionally bone-crushing.  Then Carmela leaves, Masha running at her heels.  

Belle watches them go, feeling her ribs and catching her breath, a little dumbfounded.

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