Charybdis

April 22nd, 2021

Starring: A & B

A’s apartment.  Moving-out day.  The entire place has been cleared and packed up.  All except the carpeted living area, which is taken up by a mound of paper, files, books, photos, magazines, etc.  It’s quite messy and imposing, taking up tons of space and standing a few feet tall.

A escorts B into the living area, showing off the mound.

B

Dang.

This is it, huh?

A

Just about.

A picks up and/or points to the various things as they say them:

A

Hotel keys, comic clippings, algebra 2 quizzes, overexposed disposable camera photos, video game mags, middle school string concert programs, travel guides for the year 2012.

The leftovers.

B

A feast.

...

So what now?

A

Feed them to Charybdis.  

B

Who?

A smiles and runs to the other room.  They return wheeling a gargantuan paper shredder, roughly the size of a two-wheeler garbage bin.  

B

Oh.

It’s like—

A

A mythical marvel.  Paid top dollar.  Supposed to swallow anything you feed it.

B

You’re shredding it all?

A

Yeah.  Something about recycling doesn’t feel full circle.  

If I’m really moving on, I have to really tear it all up.  

B

You don’t want any of it?

A

Don’t see the use.  

B

I mean

I think it’s important.

A

How?

B

They’re like...tiny portals to the past.  Stories.  Feelings.  Smells.  Jokes.  Stuff that would be impossible to remember otherwise.

A

But if I need to be reminded, are they really that memorable?  I feel like we remember what we remember, and we don’t what we don’t.

B

But if this offers the chance to connect with your past, doesn’t that make this all worth keeping?  To reremember?

A considers, looking at the mound:

A

I see it.  I know there’s stuff in there.  Deep memories.

But I don’t have the trunk space to be sentimental.  

I want a clean slate.  Full room for whatever’s next.

You know?

B

I don’t.  

But it’s your life.  Has to make sense to you.

A nods, then turns on Charybdis.  It roars to life.  A takes a breath, then grabs a first stack (paper, pictures, a couple magazines, a book) off the mound, holding it above the mouth of the shredder.

A

Hey, at least we’ll never forget this.

With that, A drops the stack into the shredder.  There’s the initial expected noise of the items being crushed, but then it stops midway through, halted by a strange clanking sound.  Then a whirring.  Then the sound of a wire bursting/fizzling out.  A moment or two.

Then a plume of smoke puffs out of the machine, setting off the smoke alarm, followed by the overhead fire sprinklers, dousing everything in a steady cascade of musty water.  The stack remains jammed in the shredder, hardly torn at all.  A looks shocked and helpless amidst the machine and the mound.  Amidst the chaos, B tries to hold back a grin.

B

No.  No I won’t.  

END OF PLAY

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