Let It Be

March 17th, 2021

Starring: Pranav, Stefan, Tim, Reggie (all male, mid/late 20’s)

A Spring afternoon in the park.  Pranav, Stefan, Tim, and Reggie are all sitting in lawn chairs, beers in hand.  Pranav stands, holding his beer high:

PRANAV 

Well, we’re here.  It's been a crazy, bumpy, exhausting journey, but we’re here.  

It wasn’t too long ago we were in our quad dorm room, high as kites, throwing around a crazy stupid idea for podcast discovery.  Since then, we turned that crazy stupid idea into a living, breathing business.  One that really really works.  And tomorrow, after three years of hard-ass work, we're signing the papers on a ten million seed round.  Spliffs to Series A, boys.  We did it. 

I know that we’re going scale up.  More hires, office space, dealing with our backers.  Things are going to change.  But while we’re here, as us, I want to say the fact that we did it together, as a team, as friends, might be the thing I’m most proud of.   

So here's to PodSwipe.  Now, and forever. 

ALL 

Cheers! 

They all cheers beers.

STEFAN 

And to a steady income! 

TIM 

Yeah, maybe you can finally get a haircut. 

STEFAN 

Hey, the ladies dig the locks. 

TIM 

Your mom when she does your laundry? 

REGGIE 

She still does your laundry? 

PRANAV 

She never stopped. 

STEFAN 

I have no shame.  None at all. 

And I’ll have you know the look’s working on someone. 

TIM 

Your mom? 

STEFAN 

No. 

PRANAV 

Is that your way of saying...? 

STEFAN 

I’m kind of seeing someone. 

REGGIE 

Woah what—?? 

TIM 

Look at you, big boy— 

STEFAN 

I’ve been keeping quiet, because I don’t want to jinx it.   

But she’s amazing.  Bold.  Unafraid to challenge me. 

REGGIE 

On what? 

STEFAN 

Style, business, philosophy.  Everything. 

TIM 

Wow— 

PRANAV 

What does she do? 

STEFAN 

She's also a developer.  Backend for Shopify. 

TIM 

Sounds like a sweet deal. 

STEFAN 

Actually she’s pretty unhappy.  Probably looking to make a move soon. 

PRANAV 

Oh... 

STEFAN 

Yeah. 

Startups are more of her speed. 

REGGIE 

We’re a startup. 

STEFAN 

Right, Reg. 

I’ve seen her work, she’s good.  Like, better than me good. 

TIM 

Damn. 

… 

PRANAV 

Well I’m sure she’ll find a better— 

STEFAN 

I was thinking we could hire her.  As our fifth. 

I know I’m biased but...she’s a wizard.  I think she’s our missing piece. 

We’re gonna need more backend help anyways.  We should get her onboard before someone else does. 

... 

What do we think? 

The other three look at each other, unsure of what to say.

REGGIE 

I mean...if Stef’s admitting someone’s better than him, she has to be good. 

TIM 

Couldn’t hurt to consider, right? 

STEFAN 

Exactly.  What’s the hurt? 

… 

Pranav? 

PRANAV 

Uh... 

Sorry, I don’t like it. 

Not her, but the whole concept of... 

STEFAN 

Her being a girl? 

PRANAV 

Her being your girlfriend.  It doesn't matter who it is, romance in the workplace muddles progress. 

STEFAN 

She wouldn’t.  I promise you, we'd get even more done.   

PRANAV 

Or completely destruct everything we’ve built. 

STEFAN 

You don’t even know her. 

PRANAV 

I don’t need to.  Past history's our guide. 

STEFAN 

Like when? 

PRANAV 

Yoko Ono. 

Silence.  The other three look at Pranav.  From here, the conversation splits into two overlapping dialogues: Pranav and Stefan, Tim and Reggie:

PRANAV 

What, I'm the only one who sees it? 

TIM 

Waitwaitwait— 

REGGIE 

We’re The Beatles—?! 

STEFAN (to Pranav, continued)

You’re racist. 

TIM (to Reggie, continued)

Do you think Stefan is John?? 

PRANAV (to Stefan, continued)

I’m racist?!?! 

REGGIE (to Tim, continued)

I guess of podcast recommendation tools— 

STEFAN  

Just because she’s half-Vietnamese doesn’t make her Yoko. 

TIM 

I kind of thought I was John... 

PRANAV 

I don't know what she looks like!  I was talking about the situation! 

REGGIE 

No, you’re totally George— 

STEFAN 

Not the same!  This is a business decision, not a romantic one! 

TIM 

George?  Then who does that make you?? 

PRANAV 

Horseshit!  You’re in love, and you’re willing to jeopardize my company to get it! 

REGGIE 

Paul, obviously. 

STEFAN 

Your company?!  How is it your company if I wrote most of the code? 

TIM 

Umm I think Pranav’s Paul. 

PRANAV 

I wrote the algorithm, which is the only reason we got funding in the first place! 

REGGIE 

Then who am I—? 

STEFAN 

Well if you’re so confident, then take your shitty little algorithm and leave! 

TIM 

Uhhh 

PRANAV 

Great, I will! 

REGGIE 

Wait Tim who am I—? 

STEFAN 

Great.  I’ll go too.  She and I’ll make such a better algorithm, you’ll wish you’d never been born!   

Stefan sticks a finger at Reggie and Tim.

STEFAN 

I don’t even need these two bimbos! 

Stefan’s finger breaks Reggie and Tim out of their dialogue.  They quickly become incensed and join the fray:

TIM 

Bimbo?!  BIMBO?! 

Oh nonono I can write just as good a program as either of you dicks! You’re just afraid to unleash the beast!! 

REGGIE 

YEAH!  I can write my own stuff too! 

Pranav, Stefan, and Tim stop fighting and look at Reggie.  They all laugh.  Reggie joins in with them.  He’s not sure why to laugh, but he’s laughing.  After everyone settles:

PRANAV 

So it’s settled.  May the best code win. 

STEFAN 

Looking forward to it.   

TIM 

It’s been real, assholes. 

They all stride off in their separate directions. Reggie stays standing, calling out:

REGGIE 

Wait 

Guys? 

The other three turn around:

REGGIE 

What should I tell the VC firm? 

PRANAV 

Stefan chose love.   

STEFAN 

Pranav played it safe. 

TIM 

I wanted my moment. 

They all do their own version of a shrug, turn back around and walk away.  

REGGIE 

That was three things... 

Reggie stands there, unsure of what to do.

REGGIE 

Who’s the fourth Beatle? 

He remembers.

REGGIE 

Oh no. 

END OF PLAY

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