Power

April 5th, 2021

Starring: Clark, Andreas (both male, 35-55)

A weekend morning.  Clark and Andreas open their door and walk onto the front porch.  They look up at the branches of their yard’s two oak trees, which have been thoroughly strung with toilet paper.  There are still some older strands hanging from a previous night’s ambush:

ANDREAS

Wow.

Again.

CLARK

I want a gun.

ANDREAS

They don’t want to hurt us.

CLARK

I still feel attacked.

I mean, it’s been months.  February.  Do they not realize—?  

ANDREAS

They don’t care.  They know what the house represents.

CLARK

A sign then.  Big letters, right in the yard: “Corrupt state energy official no longer lives here!”

ANDREAS

People are angry.  Sometimes you gotta let them let it out.

CLARK

But on us?  We didn’t screw them.  We just bought the house from the guy that did!

ANDREAS

Which you wanted.

CLARK

Of course I did.  The deal was incredible.  But if we’re going to get vandalized—

ANDREAS

So we deal with a little Charmin on the leaves.  The hate can’t last forever.

CLARK

If we tried, we could end it now.

ANDREAS

But…

What if we didn’t?  Intentionally?

CLARK

What...let them keep doing it?

ANDREAS

Yeah.  Just leave it.

We buy a couple of those bright construction work lights, connect them to extension cords, put them out front.  Before bed, we turn them on, pointing to the trees. 

CLARK

To…?

ANDREAS

Shine a light on them.  Give off that stark, haunted feeling.

CLARK

An art piece?

ANDREAS

Installation.

A power statement.

Or... 

A statement on power itself.

Can’t deny it would pop.

CLARK

Fine.  If we do it right.

...

But I still want a gun.

I’ll even settle for a high-powered slingshot.

ANDREAS

We’ll talk about it at Lowe’s.

… 

Breakfast?

Clark nods.  They take one more shared look at their TP-laden trees, then go back inside.

END OF PLAY

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