Choochoo

August 21st, 2020

Starring:  Bette (female, 80’s), Nurse Mark (male, early 30’s)

The clinic.  Bette is in a room, hooked up to chemo.  She stares at the clock.  Nurse Mark pops his head in.

NURSE MARK

Bette.

BETTE

Marky Mark.

Let me ask you something.

Have you ever been on a train?

NURSE MARK

I’ve been on a subway.

BETTE

Nono, like a train train.  

NURSE MARK

I…

BETTE

Never?

NURSE MARK

I don’t think so.

BETTE

Really?

...

And how old?

NURSE MARK

Am I?

BETTE

Yeah.

NURSE MARK

33.

BETTE

Huh.  

NURSE MARK

You think it’s bad that I haven’t?

BETTE

No.

Just signs of the times.

From age seven to seventeen I took the train every month to go visit my grandfather.

Planes were around, but we didn’t have the money.  So I took the train half a day North and I was there.  Even for his funeral.  It was just what you did then.

Do they even have them anymore?

NURSE MARK

Trains?

Yeah, I think there’s the one.  Amtrak.  

But I’ve never used it.

BETTE

Too slow now.

NURSE MARK

I heard in Europe they’re great.

BETTE

Yeah.  Europe.

...

This country used to run on trains.  The owners were billionaires.  

There was joy in it.  And purpose.

Then here comes time and things get rusty and inefficient and sooner or later it all goes belly-up.

Right?

That’s life for you.

Nurse Mark doesn’t know what to say.  He gives her a pained, almost pitiful smile.

BETTE

Oh come on, don’t take this so seriously, you’re making me feel bad.

You know me, I’m just saying stuff.  Passing the time.

...

NURSE MARK

For what it’s worth, it’s working.  You’re fighting it.

BETTE

Yeah, whatever.  

Can you stay?

NURSE MARK

Just dropping by.  They need me way more in the other room.

Any water?

BETTE

Nope.

NURSE MARK

Ok.

Leaving the station.

BETTE

Choochoo.

Nurse Mark leaves, and Bette’s back alone.  She stares back up at the clock.

END OF PLAY

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