Tartar

July 6th, 2020

Starring: Dr. Jenks (male, 40’s/50’s), Angela (female, mid 30’s)

The dentist's office within a children’s dentist office.  Dr. Jenks, quite tan and with a large shiny ring on his finger, sits at his desk, looking at a medical chart on his laptop.  Angela, in hygienist scrubs, knocks and sticks her head in through the door.

ANGELA

Dr. Jenks?

DR. JENKS

Hey, Angela.  Come in, so nice to see you!

ANGELA

Welcome back.

DR. JENKS

Thanks.

Need me to take a peek?

ANGELA

Yes.

But uh...I did want to give you the heads up.

Libby’s in today.

DR. JENKS

Oh dear god

I totally forgot.

When?

ANGELA

Now.

DR. JENKS

Shit.

ANGELA

And she has three cavities.

DR. JENKS

Three?

ANGELA

Upper left molar, lower left molar, lower right incisor.

DR. JENKS

Shit

Okay.

...

Do you think this makes me a bad step-dad?

ANGELA

...no.

DR. JENKS

What about an ineffective medical professional?

ANGELA

No.

I just thought the thinking was never have your own kids as patients.

DR. JENKS

Yeah.

I actually think the appointment was scheduled before she was technically my kid.  Six months ago she was just my patient.  And then...you know, I was kind of focused on

ANGELA

The wedding—

DR. JENKS

Right.  And it all happened so fast and her mom and I weren’t really sweating the little things we sort of just went for it and...yeah.  Here we are.  

That was dumb.

This, not the wedding.

You came to the wedding, right?

ANGELA

I actually had my friend’s bachelorette party.

It looked beautiful though.  I saw all the pictures.

DR. JENKS

Thank you.

ANGELA

And the honeymoon was—

DR. JENKS

Yeah, Maui was stunning.  

Just...back to work, you know? 

...

Is my wife here?

ANGELA

No.  I think your nanny brought her.

DR. JENKS

Right, right.  

I knew all this.

It’s not your fault.

I’m just all over the place.

ANGELA

Do you want me to tell her?

DR. JENKS

No.

No I got it.

Angela, thank you.

ANGELA

For what?

DR. JENKS

Not judging too much.

ANGELA

Oh.  I promise nobody’s—

DR. JENKS

No, it’s ok.  I expect it.

Shall we?

Angela nods heads into the hallway.  Dr. Jenks follows her and and heads into the main dentist cleaning area, offstage.

DR. JENKS (voice)

Hey pumpkin!  Long time no see!

You want to lean back and give me a big ol’ smile?

Perrrfect!

Great!

These look great.

Mom’s gonna be so proud.

END OF PLAY

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