The Trip

September 24th, 2020

Starring: Kennedy, Jordan (both 25-40)

A cabin in the woods, nighttime.  Dusty and barebones.  No kitchen, just one large room.  Kennedy and Jordan sit in creaky armchairs.

KENNEDY

Did you notice every shelf is just cookbooks?

JORDAN

Now I do.

What’s that about?

KENNEDY

No idea.  

JORDAN

I’m thinking that’s the cabin vibe she wanted to create.

KENNEDY

But why?  Noone’s making anything from “Basics of Albanian Baking” without an oven.

JORDAN

True.

I wonder if it’s just a storage container.

Like she didn’t have room for them at her actual house.

KENNEDY

But if they were really important enough, they wouldn’t be here.

JORDAN

That’s why I was thinking it’s more of a curatorial decision.

KENNEDY

But that makes no sense.  Just get rid of them at that point.

JORDAN

She could be a hoarder.

KENNEDY

No way.  I met her.

JORDAN

She didn’t give you that sense?

KENNEDY

No.

JORDAN

What was your sense?

KENNEDY

Seemed pretty normal.

JORDAN

But this cookbook thing, it’s not normal.

KENNEDY

No.  No it isn’t.

JORDAN

I suddenly have this feeling that we’re in a horror story.

KENNEDY

What do you think happens?

JORDAN

The cicadas get really loud.

KENNEDY

Uh-huh.

Then a hailstorm comes.

JORDAN

The lights go out.

KENNEDY

But we’re hungry, so we share our last can of SPAM.

JORDAN

But then—

KENNEDY

There’s a knock.

JORDAN

And we think it’s just hail—

KENNEDY

But it’s a knock.

JORDAN

And you open the door

KENNEDY

No I think you open the door

JORDAN

It’s a team effort

KENNEDY

And in the door is the renter lady with a lantern

JORDAN

She still seems normal

KENNEDY

Asks us if we’re hungry

JORDAN

And we both had half a SPAM but we still could eat

KENNEDY

Oh for sure

JORDAN

So she’s like… “I brought cake”

KENNEDY

No, she’s like...“I brought Shendetlie”

...

Albanian cake.

JORDAN

Ohh right.

But she has no cake.

KENNEDY

So I’m like… “where’s the cake?”

JORDAN

And she’s like… “I haven’t made it yet.”

KENNEDY

“I need one last ingredient.”

KENNEDY/JORDAN

“It’s you!”

JORDAN

Oh yeah.

Definitely feeling the shrooms now.

KENNEDY

Finally, you’re joining me.

...

What do you feel?

JORDAN

Good.

And cicadas.  Cicadas everywhere.

KENNEDY

Wait.  Yeah I do too.

A plinking sound.

JORDAN

Was that hail?

KENNEDY

Oh yeah.

That was totally hail.

The lights go out.

END OF PLAY

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