Layer SZN

October 27th, 2020

Starring: A & B

The apartment.  A is sitting by the door, wearing a bunch of jackets, flannel pants, slippers.  B comes out of their room, wearing one fleece and athletic shorts, holding a basketball.  

B

Off to the gym.

A

In shorts?

B

I’m not playing pickup in sweats.  I lose mobility.

I haven’t been out, is it that cold?

A

It’s getting down there.

B

You’re pretty bundled up.

A

It’s layer season.  You have to show up to show out.

B

How many are you wearing?

A

Like 3 or 4…

B

3 or 4?

A

Shirt, hoodie, zip-up, and this is kind of a hybrid interchangeable scarfy-blanket.

B

I can’t do that much.  I’d always sacrifice a few degrees of comfort outside from having to peel off everything once I get inside.

A

Logistics over comfort.

B

You get it.

A

I get it.  

But to me that’s kind of dumb.  As in the logic, not you.

B

...that is my logic.  

A

But I’m not saying you personally are dumb for doing that, it’s moreso the overall concept of—

B

But I do do that.  So by association, you are calling me dumb.

A

You don’t have to take it that way.

B

I’m taking it how it was meant.

A

Or you can see I wasn’t trying to mean it that way and not take it personally.

B

Thanks for the suggestion.

A

Maybe you should take it.

B

Ha.

A

What?

B

It’s funny how you can have so many layers and still have no depth.

A

Wow.  Ok, mean.  

B

No less than “you’re dumb for wearing shorts in winter.”

A

Well I’m sorry, it kind of is!  But it’s not like a complete assault on your character!

B

But it is though!  It’s this superiority thing you attach to everything!

A

Oh, just chill.  Go to the gym—

B

There it is again!

A

I’m trying to stop the bleeding—!

B

Exactly!  Stop trying to stop the bleeding!  You’re not holier than argument because you have an interchangeable scarf thing!  

A

I know.  I know, I just don’t want to fight.

B

Neither do I!  I don’t want to fight you!  

So just stay off my ass...

A

Staying off, I promise.  

B

Great.  Really appreciate it.

A

Enjoy.

B

I’ll call you if I get frostbite.

A

Please do.

B leaves. 

About a minute later, A sheds off two layers.  

END OF PLAY

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