Home on the Range

April 27th, 2020

Starring: Babygirl (female, 9), Memaw (female, 79)

Babygirl, wearing a pink sequin cowboy hat, is holding a bb rifle, aiming down sight.  Memaw sits on the porch behind her, reading a magazine.  Babygirl shoots. 

MEMAW (looking down) 

You’re breathin too hard right before you pull, babygirl.   

S’why you’re missin. 

BABYGIRL 

You weren’t even lookin.  

MEMAW 

The can didn’t make no noise, did it?  

BABYGIRL 

Cans are borin. 

MEMAW 

That why you’re off target? 

BABYGIRL 

They’re for kids, memaw. 

MEMAW 

And what’s that make you? 

Hm. 

S’what I thought. 

…  

What do you wanna shoot, babygirl? 

BABYGIRL 

I dunno. 

MEMAW 

Yes you do.  

… 

BABYGIRL 

A snake. 

MEMAW 

What kind? 

BABYGIRL 

I dunno.  One of the venom ones? 

S’got a long rattle tail and a wide body like it just ate something big and black bead eyes and these red diamonds on its back. 

And it looks mean and it is mean.  Like the one in Adam and Eve. 

MEMAW 

Okay.  Now pretend the can is that snake. 

Babygirl nods and holds up the rifle, staring down sight.  She pulls the trigger, but a different sound comes out. 

MEMAW 

What happened? 

BABYGIRL 

Out of bbs. 

Think I would’ve hit it that time. 

MEMAW 

Looked like it.   

I promise I was lookin. 

… 

Ma say when you were goin back to school? 

BABYGIRL 

I dunno. 

Can I shower before dinner? 

MEMAW 

Go fast. 

Memaw holds out her hand for the rifle.  Babygirl hands it to her and runs into the house.  Memaw aims the rifle at the can.  She imagines the snake. 

END OF PLAY 

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