Left Hanging
May 5th, 2020
Starring: A & B. B is older than A.
A nondescript room. Table, two chairs. B is sitting at the table as A enters.
A
Hello
B
Welcome.
Have a seat.
A
Thanks.
It’s nice to meet you—
A extends their hand for a shake. B doesn’t reciprocate.
I apologize. Force of habit.
B
It’s forgotten.
A sits across from B.
…
So glancing at your CV, you seem set in terms of qualifications. But we always like to meet who we might be bringing on.
So…why you?
A
Why me?
Well. ..
I work hard, but don’t tire out.
I arrive on time, but use it well.
I stick out in a room, but not like a sore thumb.
I respect authority, but push the right buttons.
I think out of the box, but always can think back into it.
I socialize, but never at the water cooler.
And I’m modest, except when I answer these kinds of questions.
B
I hope you know that everyone says those things during these things.
A
Do you blame me?
Everyone wants to be wanted.
…
B
We appreciate you coming in.
They both stand. B extends their hand for a shake. A doesn’t reciprocate.
Sorry. Still adjusting.
A
Of course. Thanks again.
B
Stay well.
We’ll be in touch.
A exits.