V
June 29th, 2020
Starring: Skyler, Cam (20-35)
The shared apartment. Cam is at a table, reading. Skyler enters from a bedroom, holding a box.
SKYLER
Do you want these crackers?
CAM
Why?
SKYLER
The ingredients say they have this additive that’s actually a cow stomach enzyme.
I didn’t realize until now.
CAM
Oh.
Sure, I’ll take them.
...
You’d think they have a special symbol for the packaging by now.
SKYLER
They do. I was just a dummy, assumed they were fine.
CAM
What’s the symbol?
SKYLER
A big V with a circle around it.
CAM
Like the kosher U.
SKYLER
Exactly.
Cam opens the box and tries a cracker.
CAM
These are really good.
SKYLER
Yeah?
CAM
I can really taste the cow enzyme.
SKYLER
Ha!
Skyler goes back into the bedroom, closing the door. A few moments later, a huge THWACK. It startles Cam.
CAM
You ok in there?
SKYLER (offstage)
Yeah! There was just this roach-thing on my desk!
CAM
Oh. Ok!
…
What did it do to you?
Skyler pokes out of the room.
SKYLER
Sorry, did you say something?
CAM
Just talking to myself.
SKYLER
Oh. Cool.
Skyler recloses the door. Cam goes back to reading, eating more crackers.